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Here's one from last week...So she is asking if her water is feeling well ? Maybe it caught the flue! :vs_laugh:

She can't read it clearly states I don't reply to messages and I also have an English version of the ad on the same page...


Do you speak English?
I am wondering what could be wrong with my water since I have no water pressure..... my water supply is well?
 

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I usually never reply to messages but I decided to have fun on this one. :devil3:


Hello! can i have a cost estimate for unclogging toilets?

Estimates are $300 plus taxes
 

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Here's more messages that I received (Some have been translated but the original are still horribly misspelled):


Good evening., I would need a toiesvp unlocking service. What's zour prices




Hello, how much are you charging?



This one, he wanted a free Saturday estimate...

Good evening, I want to redo the complete plumbing of a small house at ______. Are you available tomorrow to see and estimate?




I have a project in the basement. I need a price quotation.



Hi,
How much would it cost to repair/replace leaky bathtub faucet handles.




Hello, I live i_______and I would need to make a claking joint in my glass shower and check for a small leak too. Do you do this type of job Thank you!



This one, she sent messages to both my ads and to every ad she could see so every tile guy, handy hack and lawn mower guy....

Hello, my hot water tank needs to be replaced. I bought another one. It only remains to install it. Would it be possible to give me an estimate to install my new water heater? (I have the 60 gallon heater, the tray, but not the tips and copper). Thank you
 

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Here's one from last week...So she is asking if her water is feeling well ? Maybe it caught the flue! :vs_laugh:

She can't read it clearly states I don't reply to messages and I also have an English version of the ad on the same page...

Do you speak English?
I am wondering what could be wrong with my water since I have no water pressure..... my water supply is well?



Sounds like she is saying her water supply is a well. She forgot the letter A.


I think people are ridiculous for texting you but there are many companies advertising they accept texts.


You need to respond with the same text message to every one or text back no one. If they think there's a person on the other end they'll never stop.





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I would make a comment about speaking English but im sure some fking snowflake will cry to the administration or mods....:vs_laugh::vs_laugh:



I think it's asinine the US doesn't have an official language. If those immigrants can walk thousands of miles and jump borders they can learn some english. We should be allowed to refuse service to non-citizens who don't speak english.






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I think it's asinine the US doesn't have an official language. If those immigrants can walk thousands of miles and jump borders they can learn some english. We should be allowed to refuse service to non-citizens who don't speak english.






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I have no problem what language you want to speak to keep your history going, but if you come to a country , you better learn their language ..period..if you travel from the USA to other countries and dont speak their language your schit out of luck, most countries learn English because they want Americans to spend money there, even if they dont like you...
 

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Sounds like she is saying her water supply is a well. She forgot the letter A.


I think people are ridiculous for texting you but there are many companies advertising they accept texts.


You need to respond with the same text message to every one or text back no one. If they think there's a person on the other end they'll never stop.




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I reply to no one as that place is where people think they'll get the 20$ deal. Even 20$ might be considered too much. It's also the place where all the pirates put up ads.
 
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