Wat??Johnny law here buying up charmin stonks.
Wat??
I'm going with Washlet. It's probably the greatest thing invented since the Bidet to be honest. Why smear chocolate all over your bum, when you can just wash it off with warm water? When I get the poo on me in the field, the last thing I am grabbing is a wipe. I am washing it with bleach, kerosene, fire, and then soap lol.... I will dry off with a wire brush....
You never stand out in a field as they spread manure?Please elaborate....LOL