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Hey Peeps :)

I was thinking about making some cool banner and crap for like myspace social networks,forums etc

You know those "Thanks for the add" , "have a great Christmas etc"

But What I want to do is make ones for plumbers to use on sites and ones they can also leave fro customers.

For example for Valentines Day:

"Plumbers Know how to clear Pipes, Will you be mine"

Now off course not everyone has to be dirty, I could make ones like

Well,...that's where I need your Suggestions...

Anyone have some cool sayings?
 

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Ahh nice, That's an awesome start :)

Thanks man!

Wait till you see the crazy crap ( no pun intended ), I am going to wip up :)
 

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plumbers have rigid tools. Want to hold my big wrench?
 

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Hey wetthead, since your in the mood of creating things, I am wanting a sound clip of a toilet flushing when people open my website. Don't even know where to begin. I have the sound clip on my Mp3, and have stored it on the puter. but dont know how to upload it, and dont want it to be continuious.

FYI, I know more about quatum physics than i do HTML.
 

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plumbers have rigid tools. Want to hold my big wrench?

HAHAH - Thats awesome, I am gunna make that Tonight :)

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go thru life, unless you're a plumber."

I can't do pictures, but how about a turd being squeezed and the slogan,
"from my cold, dead fingers"
haha , more awesomeness :)

Hey wetthead, since your in the mood of creating things, I am wanting a sound clip of a toilet flushing when people open my website. Don't even know where to begin. I have the sound clip on my Mp3, and have stored it on the puter. but dont know how to upload it, and dont want it to be continuious.

FYI, I know more about quatum physics than i do HTML.

Ok here goes :

1) Upload the mp3 file to your hosting

2) add this code to your index page right after the <body> tag

<embed src="musicfile.wav" autostart="true" loop="false">

Replace the "musicfile.wav" with your wave file name

3) Save your index file and upload

When A USER hits the page you will hear the noise once, If you set the "false" to true it would play over and over :)

Let me know if you need more help :)
 
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