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She was 18 or over.
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My daughter is almost 12 and the puberty fairy hit her way too hard. She gets mistaken for an adult frequently. We've joked about getting her & her best friend "girl gang vests" that say "Jailbait" on the back (with "No, Seriously" underneath in smaller text)
 

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About 5 years ago I got a service call for a young woman who had a plugged toilet..
I show up at her condo, it overlooked Rogers Centre (Aka the skydome, where the Blue Jays play) she was fit and cute, I was single… visually looking around her place we had stuff in common. We chatted for a bit(my usual client smoooze) there was a bit of a spark, and I was going to go in for the kill…

But as started to auger out her toilet, it cleared, and I pulled back some muddy paper and a dirty red mouse..
The poor girl was so embarrassed, her face turned white then red and that was it for that.

I remember saying to her “well, I guess when can’t be friends now..!”


Why? Are you a gaayboy?
She used a tampon....so what ?
 

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The poor girl was dying of embarrassment..
I’ve seen my fair share of tampons, both in plumbing and raising my daughter by myself.

I’m not sure how that would make me gaay.
He meant because you said "well I guess we can't be friends now". I get what you meant, it was slight sarcasm.

A real man loves his woman every day of the month. Have you earned your redwings?
 

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He meant because you said "well I guess we can't be friends now". I get what you meant, it was slight sarcasm.

A real man loves his woman every day of the month. Have you earned your redwings?
Yes.. it was sarcasm.
and yes I’ve done the “Dracula thing” many times, but it’s not my fav to eat/taste/smell like a “penny”.. if you know what I mean.
I’ve wrecked a few shirts thanks to a quickie in a bar bathroom..

Anyway since at the time I was single I had a few women on the go, so I never “had” to put up with the the “redwing” or “Dracula” thing like most married men do.
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Yes.. it was sarcasm.
and yes I’ve done the “Dracula thing” many times, but it’s not my fav to eat/taste/smell like a “penny”.. if you know what I mean.
I’ve wrecked a few shirts thanks to a quickie in a bar bathroom..

Anyway since at the time I was single I had a few women on the go, so I never “had” to put up with the the “redwing” or “Dracula” thing like most married men do.
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I love a little extra iron in my diet, tastes great too!
 
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once with a college girl my 2nd or 3rd year in business. She popped open and beer and when i was leaving she really wanted me to stay and drink a few beers with her. I told her i couldnt and had more work to do. She was hot too. When i was a younger man at my first plumbing job i did have fun with a couple of the office staff girls. One got real serious but i could see what life that would have been and based on talk, it was accurate. But like my grandpa always said, dont get your P and your paycheck at the same place.
The best advice i ever got from my dad was this. “Son your body is equipped with two brains and only enough blood to operate one at a time so plan ahead and act accordingly.”
 

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