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First or second week of riding alone I got a call for a plugged toilet about 10 at night. Knock on the door and I’m greeted by five hot college girls all dressed up for a wild night out. One of them pipes up immediately “Wow! This is just like the beginning of a p*rno! Five hot chicks and the plumber shows up!“ I was a deer in headlights!

I was sent to a house to replace a disposal once. The Nanny was from Brazil and could easily be a centerfold. She was very nice and we talked about things to do and see around San Diego as she had only been in county for a couple months. She asked me for my number and not to be rude, I gave it to her. She called a few times but our schedules never lined up. I decided to stop answering her calls after she offered me a no cost to me vacation in Brazil and meet her family. I’ve seen what can happen with imports.

When I was first dating my wife she called her parents to introduce me to them. We were still in California and they’re here in Michigan. We were on speaker and talking to her mom, who was relaying our conversation to her Dad. When I said I was learning plumbing, in the background I heard her dad ask “Has he snaked her pipes yet?!” My wife said “Do you really want me to answer that?” Her mom “No.”
 

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First or second week of riding alone I got a call for a plugged toilet about 10 at night. Knock on the door and I’m greeted by five hot college girls all dressed up for a wild night out. One of them pipes up immediately “Wow! This is just like the beginning of a p*rno! Five hot chicks and the plumber shows up!“ I was a deer in headlights!

I was sent to a house to replace a disposal once. The Nanny was from Brazil and could easily be a centerfold. She was very nice and we talked about things to do and see around San Diego as she had only been in county for a couple months. She asked me for my number and not to be rude, I gave it to her. She called a few times but our schedules never lined up. I decided to stop answering her calls after she offered me a no cost to me vacation in Brazil and meet her family. I’ve seen what can happen with imports.

When I was first dating my wife she called her parents to introduce me to them. We were still in California and they’re here in Michigan. We were on speaker and talking to her mom, who was relaying our conversation to her Dad. When I said I was learning plumbing, in the background I heard her dad ask “Has he snaked her pipes yet?!” My wife said “Do you really want me to answer that?” Her mom “No.”

That's a keeper for sure, when the family sounds normal. win win.
 

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I delivered pizza as a teenager. Hustling through a girl's dorm at a private university and some girl belts out 'I'll rape you for the pizza'. I was too young to know what to do with that offer............
Ever been to a sorority to do work? House “Mom” is with you every step yelling “MAN ON THE FLOOR! MAN ON THE FLOOR!” Next time I’m going to sue for misgendering me and not using my preferred pronouns!
 

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One time I was sent to an older lady's place to repair a toilet. As we are speaking, I told her that I like old homes, old plumbing, old cars, etc. She blurted out, "What about old ladies?".....LOL.


Another time I was sent to a young lady's place. She had a slab leak and I re-routed a copper line overhead to bypass the copper line below the slab. I can't remember what we were discussing because this was years ago, but she told me that she's very flexible and can put her feet up over and behind her head.

Being a God-fearing Christian gent and married at the time, I ignored the ladies and didn't play along.
 

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I had a much older woman think I was offering her sex if she paid me 150$.

Had another chick that was weird and giving me googly eyes.

Both stories are on here in full somewhere.
 

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Lady had me meet at her house after she got off work to do some repairs.
She said “when you get the disposal working please come to the master bath and check the toilet, it runs “

So I pop the reset and turn it on and it runs great. Takes about 2 minutes to do that.

So I proceed to the master bath where I find her butt ass naked standing in her bedroom. She screams and I scream and run out.

She apologizes and says she thought it would take longer to look at the disposal and she was changing clothes.

I was about 25 at the time and she looked every day of 50. Not me type 🤣
 

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once with a college girl my 2nd or 3rd year in business. She popped open and beer and when i was leaving she really wanted me to stay and drink a few beers with her. I told her i couldnt and had more work to do. She was hot too. When i was a younger man at my first plumbing job i did have fun with a couple of the office staff girls. One got real serious but i could see what life that would have been and based on talk, it was accurate. But like my grandpa always said, dont get your P and your paycheck at the same place.
 

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Don't schit where you eat.
 
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A few months ago I really hit it off with a customer. She was interested in my work, asking questions, but not in an annoying way and still gave me plenty of room to work without looking over my shoulder every minute. She gave me a nice tip, and then wrote a good review online and mentioned me by name. I know how delicate these things can be, and the potential consequences if something goes south, but I was really, really tempted to call her and just thank her for the review and see if it went anywhere. Still wonder if I should.

A buddy asked a customer out and she is now his girlfriend. He works for himself so not as many consequences if it goes bad. She told him after he asked that she was going to ask him out if he hadn't asked her. That's a keeper.
 

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About 5 years ago I got a service call for a young woman who had a plugged toilet..
I show up at her condo, it overlooked Rogers Centre (Aka the skydome, where the Blue Jays play) she was fit and cute, I was single… visually looking around her place we had stuff in common. We chatted for a bit(my usual client smoooze) there was a bit of a spark, and I was going to go in for the kill…

But as started to auger out her toilet, it cleared, and I pulled back some muddy paper and a dirty red mouse..
The poor girl was so embarrassed, her face turned white then red and that was it for that.

I remember saying to her “well, I guess when can’t be friends now..!”
 
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