How about Monday, laying on a bar floor at a restaurant, about halfway buried under a liquor shelf, unstopping a drain. The barmaids and waitresses were straddling me when they were making blender drinks. Unfortunately, the shelf blocked my view.
Just gotta check em out. It's hard wired in the brain!
When the wife and I first got married, she caught me checkin out the scenery one day and got a little miffed at me.
We talked about it and I explained that just because she and I got married didn't mean I suddenly went blind or turned gay. I have a healthy appreciation for the female body.
She asked me to try to be a little more discreet in my window shopping when we are walking around together, which I thought was a reasonable request.
So now, after better than twenty years, it's just not a big deal. Heck, she'll even point one out to me if she sees one that she knows I would find particularly attractive.
As for when I'm alone in the service van, the head is on a constant swivel and my drool bib is tied on tight!!
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