Here is a funny and true story that might make you guys laugh or hate me, who knows but I like to write 
For many years I did track housing , you know one house after another, by the time you get to the third you know every pipe size , etc .
So I am sure if you have ever done new construction you know that there is not many places to take a crap if you need to, and sometimes that dam pepperoni pizza on that coffee truck just looks so good on a cold winter day.
So I am on this finish and actually doing the baseboard that day, as well as installing the boiler with two of the guys, and they are working in the basement and I am working on the first floor of this two story home.
This is now a few hours later from when I had that (now stomach burning) awesome pepperoni pizza and I decide ok , yea I will just do the norm in this industry and grab an empty spackle bucket, a piece of pipe insulation for the rim of the bucket for comfort and go take a nice walk to that upstairs master bedroom closet where there is no heat loops or anyone will be working .....
Well.... what do you know, as I am sitting there doing my business I hear the sound of "high heels" clanking on the bare plywood that has not had a floor covering applied to it.
As I am sitting there, I start hearing the foot steps get closer, and I now have confirmed that not only do I hear one set of high heels, but now I hear two sets and there is two people on there way toward this master bedroom.
Before you know it, and what seems like seconds I hear " AND this is the master bedroom closet"
NOW - Yes. I was thinking exactly what you just [email protected]@@@!!!
The door swings open , I am sitting with my draws dropped on this bucket with no water , and these two ladies( Real Estate Agent & Buyer ) had a look of horror on their face like I have never seen before.
When I was finished and came downstairs, the guys in the basement were like "dude, what did you do, those ladies just ran downstairs and left like lighting"
End Result:
This GC had portable toilets on every jobs site after that
True story, It is funny now , was scary then
I was around 22 when this happened
For many years I did track housing , you know one house after another, by the time you get to the third you know every pipe size , etc .
So I am sure if you have ever done new construction you know that there is not many places to take a crap if you need to, and sometimes that dam pepperoni pizza on that coffee truck just looks so good on a cold winter day.
So I am on this finish and actually doing the baseboard that day, as well as installing the boiler with two of the guys, and they are working in the basement and I am working on the first floor of this two story home.
This is now a few hours later from when I had that (now stomach burning) awesome pepperoni pizza and I decide ok , yea I will just do the norm in this industry and grab an empty spackle bucket, a piece of pipe insulation for the rim of the bucket for comfort and go take a nice walk to that upstairs master bedroom closet where there is no heat loops or anyone will be working .....
Well.... what do you know, as I am sitting there doing my business I hear the sound of "high heels" clanking on the bare plywood that has not had a floor covering applied to it.
As I am sitting there, I start hearing the foot steps get closer, and I now have confirmed that not only do I hear one set of high heels, but now I hear two sets and there is two people on there way toward this master bedroom.
Before you know it, and what seems like seconds I hear " AND this is the master bedroom closet"
NOW - Yes. I was thinking exactly what you just [email protected]@@@!!!
The door swings open , I am sitting with my draws dropped on this bucket with no water , and these two ladies( Real Estate Agent & Buyer ) had a look of horror on their face like I have never seen before.
When I was finished and came downstairs, the guys in the basement were like "dude, what did you do, those ladies just ran downstairs and left like lighting"
End Result:
This GC had portable toilets on every jobs site after that
True story, It is funny now , was scary then
I was around 22 when this happened