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Old 12-01-2015, 10:18 PM   #41
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What's all this gray bashing? I just use a little "just for men" and my hair looks 10 years younger.........
I got an odd ball fitting from the local supply the other day and it was obviously smaller than the other reducing sanitary tee's in the box. Could it be we are being invaded by illegal aliens?
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Old 03-14-2016, 01:31 AM   #42
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Just from my experience, our gay customers are almost always in our group of best customers. And ya know what, be it a bear or a lonely house wife, if someone looks at me and trusts me more because they think I look "good" then awesome, because I'm probably going to have to tell them that their waste line has tons of roots and I don't need to have the same 10 minute conversation on how to live with it instead of fixing it.

It's also nice getting tipped after you've spent a couple hours getting intimate with some nasty stuff, that extra 10$ or so dollars buys a sandwich on the ride home.

URINALS STINK, I HATE THEM.
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Old 03-14-2016, 02:57 AM   #43
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I love the gays. Not only do I have a ton of friends they also love spending money on ridiculous fixtures that I install, then they love me more.
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The worst one I ever got into was a gay bar that we had the honor of doing the original plumbing it...( they did not tell me what kind of bar it was going to be when I bid it)

. the arm for the urinal went too far across before dropping down so it kept clogging up and I had to open up the wall and install a clean out in the line.......
and this was all under warranty work too..

very nasty wore gloves and even put on a rain coat....threw away the gloves and soaked all the tools in bleach when I got done with it...
some of my best customers with lots of disposable $$$ are from the gay community, and if you treat them well, they have lots of friends with lots of $$$$..and they seem to give you the least grief on any problems or issues....
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What about gay girls?!! ;-) There are days I swear I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. LOL :-)
THE COWBOY AND THE LESBIAN.

An old cowboy sat down at the Star bucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows,
going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring
calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding
my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I
think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think
about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of
women."

The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy
and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?!
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that Im a
lesbian."
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I did a huge house for a gay couple years ago , nice people that payed their bills . They asked if they could add me to some gay friendly contractor website, can't remember the name of it but I said no problem. Picked up even more work. Who cares what they do in their bedroom.
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THE COWBOY AND THE LESBIAN.

An old cowboy sat down at the Star bucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows,
going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring
calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding
my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I
think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think
about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of
women."

The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy
and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?!”
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I’m a
lesbian."
Dude, I just spit all over my phone!!!! That was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh on this damp, nasty Monday!
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I got a gay phone book in the mail, they wanted me to advertise in it. All the headings were rainbows.
I have noticed that my gay customers always have more pets than normal, I always wondered why.
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