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Old 12-08-2016, 02:06 PM   #1
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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?



Here is a little test that will help you decide.



The answer can be found by posing the following question:



You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.



Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you...



You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.



What do you do?



THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:



Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the pistol have an appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.

Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

This is all so confusing!



............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ........ ......... ......... ...

Republican's Answer: BANG!

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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click



Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?



Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'



Wife: 'You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!







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The American soldier does not fight because he hates who is in front of him; he fights because he loves who is behind him.


















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Any good southern child should know the difference after that many shots. Of course the hollow points would be messier.

The best snipers in the world come from the southern United States.
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A little too simplified. I love firearms. Own many of them. If I don't jump on the Trump wagon? I'm some kind of p?ssy?
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A little too simplified. I love firearms. Own many of them. If I don't jump on the Trump wagon? I'm some kind of p?ssy?
not at all...like I said many times..its picking the least of 2 evils when it comes to politics...Trump just said what im thinking and all those back room conversations with friends..what he does in the next 4 years, I have to wait and see, but here is a video of trump from 25plus years ago, he hasnt changed his tune on what he thinks...
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here is another video going back to 1980 to 2015..its worth a look to make you feel he is the real deal this time around..

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Hmm, expert shot with a .45 Kimber ... that's way too many bang bangs for the southerner. Should have good enough aim to only need one, maybe two to stop the threat, unless PCP makes a comeback. Not necessarily a republican with that answer, just proud of marksmanship skills. Gun control!
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gun control is being able to hit your target....
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