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Old 01-30-2016, 07:42 PM   #1
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Any Good jokes? Where did it go?

I really liked reading all the funny jokes in the thread "Any Good Jokes?". What happened to the thread? I enjoyed going there for a good laugh and now that Redwood is in hiding, that's another reason to wonder what's going on.

I know the Jokes thread has been gone for a while (last post April of 2014), but I still wonder why it's been removed.

I didn't get the memo. Tune me up!
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Old 01-30-2016, 08:04 PM   #2
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It was a good thread, with some really funny jokes. For some reason, I cant even find it in a search.

The actual title was Any good Jokes?

Gotta be someone here who knows of it's demise.
Maybe political correctness got it.
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A young man approaches his father and says... Dad, Theres something wrong with my car, I think I have water in my carberator?

The dad responds, that's odd (scratching his head) I've never heard of such a thing. Well, where is your car right now?

The son replies... at the bottom of the lake!



Two buddies are hunting and one accidentally shoots the other. Frantically, he calls for help!

911 What's your emergency? I just shot my buddy while we were hunting and I think he is dead? What should I do?

Sir, I need you to calm down. First thing I need you to do, is to make sure your friend is dead.

Ok, hold on a second.

The operator hears two more gunshots in the backround.

The man returns to the phone. Ok, he's definitely dead now, what next?
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A plumber was called to woman's apartment in Chicago to repair a leaking pipe. When he arrived he was pleased to discover that the woman had curves in all the right places and was quite attractive.

During the course of the afternoon, the two became extremely well acquainted. About 5:30 p.m. the phone rang, disturbing the bedroom shenanigans. "That was my husband," she said, putting down the phone. "He's on his way home, but is going back to the office around 8 p.m.. Come back then, dear, and we can take up where we left off."

The union plumber looked at the woman in disbelief. "What? On my own time?"
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Teamsters Convention Three Plumbers and three Electricians are about to board a train to a Teamsters convention.
The Electricians notice that the Plumbers bought only one ticket between them.

The Electricians ask the Plumbers how they plan on getting to the convention. "Watch and learn," one of the Plumbers tells them.

As soon as the train leaves the station, the three plumbers rush from their seats and all squeeze into one restroom. When the conductor comes through the car he knocks on the restroom door and says "ticket please!" The door opens a crack and the one ticket is handed to the conductor. The electricians are impressed, and decide that's what they will do on the trip back.

Then on the return trip, the electricians notice that the plumbers haven't bought any tickets. "How do you plan on getting home without any tickets?" they ask. "Watch and learn," one of the Plumbers tells them.

As soon as the train leaves the station, the three electricians hurry for the restroom. A few moments later, one of the plumbers gets up from his seat, knocks on the restroom door and says, "ticket please!"
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A baby boy is born with a strange abnormality. He weighs 8lbs total, 4 lbs are his testicles & 4 lbs the rest of him. All the doctors and nurses are in the room discussing what to do & waiting on the surgeon. Finally the surgeon walks in looks the boy over & says I think we should admit him to a psychiatric hospital. The doctors and nurses are confused & ask why? The surgeon says anyone can see the boy is half nuts!
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