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Old 03-28-2020, 10:01 PM   #9111
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Try referring to her has your future ex-wife and see how mad she gets. Post a reaction video here. Pleeeease.
my buddy, who is divorced, always stops buy and says to her, matts sure making this house nice for you and your next husband.
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Old 03-28-2020, 10:03 PM   #9112
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One time while fishing with my first stepdad, we caught a big gar, and it was pissed. Stepdad beat it's head in with a hammer. Don't remember how it tasted, but we ate it.



Was this the same day he told you about the birds and the bees so you mixed up the two? It would explain why all your women are overly emotional, you keep getting the ones who are okay with men who hit them.




That sounded a lot less like a joke than I intended.






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Old 03-28-2020, 10:04 PM   #9113
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my buddy, who is divorced, always stops buy and says to her, matts sure making this house nice for you and your next husband.



I'll give you a hint, he stops by when you're at work too!








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Was this the same day he told you about the birds and the bees so you mixed up the two? It would explain why all your women are overly emotional, you keep getting the ones who are okay with men who hit them.




That sounded a lot less like a joke than I intended.


The baggage isn't from being beaten, just general emotional baggage. Typical woman stuff, like hear a certain song and crying. sh!t, she saw a commercial the other day that made her cry. And I learned about the birds and the bees like any other boy growing up in the 80's, vhs p0rn.
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I'm not cold hearted either, there are some songs that make me cry a little, but not sob for 5 minutes afterwards. And i don't think i'll ever cry at a commercial.

She had never heard of Mariah Carey, so I started playing her music. SHe started crying even though she had no emotional attachment to anybody from the past with the songs. So I quit playing them and played some good stuff from the 70s and 80s, she just still had that little lip quiver going on even to some funky beats.
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Like how do you cry while listening to this when you've never heard it before?!?

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She is on antidepressants, so there is that. Which is always fun to find out about after a few months.
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A deaf person will never understand why farts are funny. Someone pull my finger!
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She is on antidepressants, so there is that. Which is always fun to find out about after a few months.
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my buddy, who is divorced, always stops buy and says to her, matts sure making this house nice for you and your next husband.

lmao...if you dont see that hand writing on the wall your fking blind.....come home one day unannounced and post a picture of what you see...
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