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Old 04-29-2019, 01:07 PM   #471
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A bear is $hitting in the woods, straining hard, (not enough fiber in his diet). A rabbit comes along, and watches.

The bear asks: "Does $hit stick to your fur?"

Rabbit replies: "No."

"Good!" says the bear, as he grabs him and wipes.
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Old 04-29-2019, 07:37 PM   #472
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He opened canned fruit for a snack and wanted to save the rest.... so he used a canning lid to cover it. I donít know what to say!?! Dumbazz or he kinda thinks...
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Honestly, I would assume that most 10yr olds now a days would use a fork to get one thing out, but drop that, then get another piece, eat that, leave the dropped one and the fork on the counter, and leave the rest of the can open on the counter.
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A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.
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