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Old 12-15-2018, 10:37 AM   #221
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True story, first week on my own I got a plugged toilet call. Knocked on the door and was greeted by five college girls all scantily dressed up for a night on the town. As soon as I walked in one commented “This is like the beginning of a ****o!”

I didn’t want to F-up my new job, so I went on full professional mode. Lifted the toilet lid, full to the rim, darn thing flushed! Told them no charge and took off.

Another time when I was dating my now wife, I had a number of things, a few days worth of repairs at this one house. The maid was an import from Brazil. Smoking hot 10.5! I messed up and gave her my number in case there were any future leaks from my work. Next thing I know she’s calling me wanting to go out, inviting me for a fully paid for week vacation in Brazil and meet her family!

Being in the Corps I saw right through her. Seen it many times. Even knocked out three teeth and broke my future brother in law’s jaw in three places because of his import. He later divorced her and she’s living off his navy retirement.

Thankfully we still get along. I’m kegging an imperial stout today for when he comes home for Christmas.
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Old 12-15-2018, 11:01 AM   #222
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I would still be at job #1 you had with the college girls..and they would get an education for sure....
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Old 12-15-2018, 06:05 PM   #223
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The only time something like that happened to me, I went out on a night
call with my wife who went along in case I got too sleepy to drive
at a Apt building that I did a lot of calls at,
The Tenant opened the door in a see though night gown,
she was a small time actress
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this ones for tangos van.....
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An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old Bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so couldn't shoot the magnificent creature but out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it
at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went, 'bang,bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.

The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly".
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