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Mississippiplum · 01-16-2012, 11:10 PM

Speaking of lowes, they now carry hand-held bidets.

sent from the jobsite porta-potty

MarkToo · 01-17-2012, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DUNBAR PLUMBING

Of course! I'm not that far down in kentucky! Yeeeee-haaaa!

Here's the only "negative" about a toilet seat bidet:

When you use a bidet, and you get so used to that form of clean, any time that your possum hole becomes unclean, it itches.

I mean itches bad until you clean it with a bidet. Not even using toilet paper helps.

Your skin probably "adapts" to this area being free of fecal matter and when it is all pastey with fecal cream or small bite size chunks of aftermath...the skin instantly becomes irritated and inflamed.

This happened today actually for me.

Morning elimination (at least 3 feet if not more..it was raisin bran night) and the tip must not of left me properly.

First fart after the start of the day...unclean.

Took 2 trips back to my bidet and instantly, clean. Irritated skin is now okay and back to clean.

I only wish I had this product 25 years ago as this was such a huge problem working and having to constantly wipe throughout the day to the point where a bad infected rash was created. Days you couldn't even walk right because I was so tore up.

Damn chicken soft tacos. BAN THEM!

I'm printing this off for my sales brochure. I think it nicely covers the benefits and should satisfy all possible questions from my customers...

AlbacoreShuffle · 01-17-2012, 11:59 AM

[QUOTE=DUNBAR PLUMBING;174333]I cannot even describe the anticipation when I know that there's a product that'll clean my nether regions cleaner than your wife's mouth between the cheeks of my body.

Sittin On Tha Toilet - YouTube

PLEASE, PLEASE tell me this is NOT the woman you are speaking of !!!

retired rooter · 01-17-2012, 08:54 PM

http://www.usabidet.com/ I have sold several of these no complaints yet! My wife wants one ,then I can give you honest feedback

ChrisConnor · 01-17-2012, 09:43 PM

Eddie,that USABIDET looks like a pretty good product, but the mounting hardware looks like something troublesome to keep clean.

ibeplumber · 01-19-2012, 08:48 PM

ibeplumber · 01-19-2012, 08:52 PM

JK949 · 01-27-2012, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mississippiplum

Speaking of lowes, they now carry hand-held bidets.

sent from the jobsite porta-potty

HD is carrying the Blue Bidet attachment now.

DUNBAR PLUMBING · 02-16-2012, 06:04 PM

This has been one of those days, one of those days.

Might of been a new drug I'm on... who knows.

That bidet soilet seat is getting a huge workout today.

No rash, no itching, no toilet paper used at all.

And this is a type of movement that burns badly.

It's rough, but my toilet seat bidet is king of the bathroom.

So glad it works.

Widdershins · 02-16-2012, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DUNBAR PLUMBING

This has been one of those days, one of those days.

Might of been a new drug I'm on... who knows.

That bidet soilet seat is getting a huge workout today.

No rash, no itching, no toilet paper used at all.

And this is a type of movement that burns badly.

It's rough, but my toilet seat bidet is king of the bathroom.

So glad it works.

I really wish there was an option to put this thread on 'ignore'.

What has been read cannot be unread.

My 'Minds eye' hurts like a mother fuqure.

01-16-2012, 11:10 PM	#91
Mississippiplum Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: florida Posts: 2,155 My Photos	Speaking of lowes, they now carry hand-held bidets. sent from the jobsite porta-potty __________________ ''i would rather die on my knees with freedom then on my feet with no freedom"

01-17-2012, 08:54 PM	#94
retired rooter Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 498 My Photos	http://www.usabidet.com/ I have sold several of these no complaints yet! My wife wants one ,then I can give you honest feedback __________________ rode hard put up wet

02-16-2012, 06:04 PM	#99
DUNBAR PLUMBING www.DunbarPlumbing.com Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: NORTHERN KENTUCKY - GREATER CINCINNATI AREA Posts: 4,557 My Photos	Wow, what a day for my posterior This has been one of those days, one of those days. Might of been a new drug I'm on... who knows. That bidet soilet seat is getting a huge workout today. No rash, no itching, no toilet paper used at all. And this is a type of movement that burns badly. It's rough, but my toilet seat bidet is king of the bathroom. So glad it works. __________________ Northern Kentucky Plumbers *\|YOUTUBE VIDEOS\| Twitter Feed \| DUNBAR PLUMBING FAN PAGE*

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