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Old 12-26-2008, 06:32 PM   #1
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Default Gimmie Some Funny Slogans :)

Hey Peeps

I was thinking about making some cool banner and crap for like myspace social networks,forums etc

You know those "Thanks for the add" , "have a great Christmas etc"

But What I want to do is make ones for plumbers to use on sites and ones they can also leave fro customers.

For example for Valentines Day:

"Plumbers Know how to clear Pipes, Will you be mine"

Now off course not everyone has to be dirty, I could make ones like

Well,...that's where I need your Suggestions...

Anyone have some cool sayings?
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Old 12-26-2008, 06:41 PM   #2
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"Who Farted?"
"We really know our sh!t!"
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Ahh nice, That's an awesome start

Thanks man!

Wait till you see the crazy crap ( no pun intended ), I am going to wip up
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Getting rid of your #2 is our #1 priority.

We are #1 in the #2 business

Will play in poop for food
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Getting rid of your #2 is our #1 priority.

We are #1 in the #2 business

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Nice, Nice TY

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"We ensure a Royal Flush will always beat a Full House"

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Awesome as well, BTW , I luv your new truck
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plumbers have rigid tools. Want to hold my big wrench?
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Old 12-26-2008, 11:16 PM   #8
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"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go thru life, unless you're a plumber."

I can't do pictures, but how about a turd being squeezed and the slogan,
"from my cold, dead fingers"
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Old 12-26-2008, 11:29 PM   #9
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Hey wetthead, since your in the mood of creating things, I am wanting a sound clip of a toilet flushing when people open my website. Don't even know where to begin. I have the sound clip on my Mp3, and have stored it on the puter. but dont know how to upload it, and dont want it to be continuious.

FYI, I know more about quatum physics than i do HTML.
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plumbers have rigid tools. Want to hold my big wrench?

HAHAH - Thats awesome, I am gunna make that Tonight

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"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go thru life, unless you're a plumber."

I can't do pictures, but how about a turd being squeezed and the slogan,
"from my cold, dead fingers"
haha , more awesomeness

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Hey wetthead, since your in the mood of creating things, I am wanting a sound clip of a toilet flushing when people open my website. Don't even know where to begin. I have the sound clip on my Mp3, and have stored it on the puter. but dont know how to upload it, and dont want it to be continuious.

FYI, I know more about quatum physics than i do HTML.

Ok here goes :

1) Upload the mp3 file to your hosting

2) add this code to your index page right after the <body> tag

<embed src="musicfile.wav" autostart="true" loop="false">

Replace the "musicfile.wav" with your wave file name

3) Save your index file and upload

When A USER hits the page you will hear the noise once, If you set the "false" to true it would play over and over

Let me know if you need more help
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