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I know a plumber dude that walked in on a couple, umm, having relations.

Now my story. Show up at a 2nd floor bathroom remodel. Go over the job with GC and homeowner. So we get it all laid out, HO(lady) say's "I'm off to work."

I tell the gc i need to run a vent through the roof, ask where is the attic? He says door at the end of the hall, attic stairs. So, I decide to go in the attic, to see whats up. I go to the end of the hall. 4 doors.

Door #1 Closet. Damn
Door #2 Bedroom. Damn
Door #3 Bathroom. With lady sitting on the toilet. WTF OMG

So I run down the hall, like Costanza, yelling " I need to get in the attic, I need to get in the attic"!!!!!!! Cause right away I'm thinking that she is thinking that I am snooping around!!!

So, a couple minutes later, she comes in that other bathroom (that were working in) and say's "ok, I'm leaving". I tell her we have to put a vent pipe up through the roof, through the attic. Which door is it?

"The 4th one"

Worst part of it, I did not hear no tinkling.

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bartnc37

walked into a job where the door was going to be open and no one was supposed to be home. Guy runs an excavating business from home so there are always cars and trucks around. Got to the door knocked just to be safe and walked in. There's the guys 17yr old son pouring the coals to who i assume was his girlfriend on the couch immediately opposite the door. She saw me, he didn't, i did a rapid 180 and walked back out to the truck. About 5 min later she comes out, head down, roughly 15 shades of red. The kid comes out grinning ear to ear, proud as a peacock and actually gives me a thumbs up!! I just LMAO

Christina

CHIEF OF POLICE...
I banged on the door... no answer.
I screamed plumber... no answer.

The officers I guess would always joke and bang on the door when fellow people were in the bathroom... so when I banged and haulered he thought it was a joke.

But it was not, the female plumber was really there to fix the urinal he was standing at...

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Airgap

So I run down the hall, like Costanza, yelling " I need to get in the attic, I need to get in the attic"!!!!!!!

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ToUtahNow

I had one two weeks ago where the house had settled as much as 16" in areas. None of the doors or windows work so the doors were removed and just sheets covered the doors. As I am running around checking for a slab leak the lady of the house snuck back into the master bath. I'm sure we were equally embarrassed and she agreed to use the bathroom at the other end of the house.

Mark

Bollinger plumber

When I was in Maryland we were doing a subdivision of nothing but these cheap ass dble wide trailers. The gc came up to me and told me that there was a leak in the master bath in one of the occupied units. I asked him if there was anyone home and he said no they were off to work and handed me the key. I went to the unit and knocked on the door anyway, no answer knocked again no answer. I unlocked the door and started going in yelling as loud as I could as I always do when entering a home that no one is suppose to be there. PLUMBER HELLO PLUMBER ANYBODY HOME. NO ANSWER. I start heading for the the master bath and hear water just gushing out. I run down the hallway and open the door just as I see this beautiful blonde coming out of the shower. I quickly shut the door and went into the living room knowing I was going to get yelled out when she came out. I was right!!! Man was she pissed. She called me every name in the book. I apologized to her and explained to her what happened and then she calmed some. With me any way. She runs out of the house and goes to the gc who is standing in the street and starts giving him a tongue lashing. He explained to her that her husband told him that no one was going to be home after 7. I don't know what happened after that but I am glad I was not there when her husband came home. Luckily I had my helper there with me to confirm everything I said on how I entered the home. Now when I go into a home and hear water gushing I knock real loud on the door to make sure there is no one in there. Oh by trhe way did I mention she was a beautiful blonde!! Well she was beautiful all over if you know what I mean.

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slickrick

Never did it before today. Door was to be left unlocked with no one home. No vehicles at the house.I was going Rambo. Wife was there, nursing a baby. It was you folks that made me do it..

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DUNBAR PLUMBING

Had a woman in a robe spread eagle/had her robe come undone while I laid on the floor under her kitchen sink when I asked her to turn on the water.


She made the best damn new york style cheesecake evah!


Another one was a horrible experience; woman lost a ton of weight and she was from the true backwoods of kentucky, angry that the state forced her to bring her bathroom indoors.

Under a door carved out to accept a drop in sink was her water pump, across from the toilet that was built up 20" off the regular floor like a launching platform.

This woman was as wide as a tv screen and she instantly dropped her pants and let go what sounded like her water breaking when she urinated.

I was actually jealous! I wish I had that reserve capacity just so I could work for hours without instance.

It was scary, thank goodness I didn't turn around and look.


That's all I got.

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Scott K

The boss of the first company I worked for told me this story from when he was a young apprentice.

They get called to this sketchy apartment building on the downtown east side of Vancouver. They had to shut down the gas for some reason, and so when they opened it up, they had to relight the pilots in all of the gas fireplaces in all of the suites. So the landlord gave him a key and told him to knock on the door a few times, and if no one answers, to go in and light the pilot.

So he does a few suites, and then gets to this one door. He knocks, waits, knocks again, nothing, knocks again and hears "What the f*** do you want"

And he says "I'm here to light the pilot on the fireplace."

"Well hurry up, the doors open."

So he opens the door, and there is this big, blurly butt naked black guy having "relations" in an animal like position with this woman on the couch right in front of the fireplace, not even missing a beat. He said he was so nervous at the time he was shaking, and the guy didn't even stop the whole time. LOL

rocksteady

I haven't walked in on anyone yet but I did get to a job once where there was some action going on. I knocked, rang the bell, knocked again, rang the bell again; no answer. I go out to my van in the driveway and from the open upstairs bedroom window I can hear the enthusiasm of a happy woman. I called my office on the radio and had them call the customer. Eventually she came down and let us in. Milfy .





Paul

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